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  • 26-06-2001 1:54am
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    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭


    A man receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.
    Unfortunately, when he arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is
    in the last row in the corner of the stadium - he is closer to the
    Goodyear Blimp than the field. About halfway through the first quarter
    he notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50 yard
    line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the
    stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat. As he sits
    down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone
    sitting here?" The man replies "No". Now, very excited to be in such a
    great seat for the game, he again inquires of the man next to him,
    "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like
    this at the Super Bowl and not use it?"
    The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was
    supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first
    Super Bowl we haven't been together at since we got married in 1942."
    "Well, that's terribly sad. But still, couldn't you find someone
    to take the seat? A relative or close friend?"
    "No," the man replied, "they're all at the funeral."


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