Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Too funny not to post

Options
  • 26-06-2001 2:00pm
    #1
    Shagus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭


    One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he
    could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Little Johnny's
    father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house,
    and you want me to buy you a bicycle??? Wait until Christmas!"

    Christmas came around, and Little Johnny asked again. The father
    said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry kiddo.
    Ask me again some other time."

    Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the
    house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt
    sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.

    Little Johnny said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and
    I heard you say that you were 'pulling out,' and mommy said that
    'you should wait because she was coming, too....'

    "And I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna stuck with your $80,000
    mortgage!"


Comments

Advertisement