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Scottish condom

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  • 28-06-2001 5:28am
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    OSiriS
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    A captain of a Scottish regiment barges into a chemist's. He's in full regalia: kilt, waistcoat, tam o'shanter, leggings. He marches up to the counter and plops down a very bedraggled sheepskin condom. "How much fer a new one?" he demands. The chemist pokes at it and says, "Four pounds." The captain frowns. "How much to repair it?" The chemist thinks. "Two pounds." The captain says, "I'll be back," and marches out of the store. An hour later he barges in and says: "The lads of the regiment have voted for a new one."
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