A Mouth Full of **Censored**

Shagus

A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her
mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me... babies come out
of the same place where boys put their thingies?"

"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had
finally come up, and she wouldn't have to explain it to her
daughter.

"But then when I have a baby," responded the blonde teenager
"won't it knock my teeth out?"

~~~

Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate
for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.

Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity
department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives
of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they
enjoyed their trip.

Responses are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"

~~~

A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched
beer.

The bartender walked over with a sigh, and asked, "What's the
problem, pal?"

"My brother just told me there's a sperm bank in his
neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation."

"Yeah, so?"

"Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've let a fortune slip
through my fingers!"

~~~

entropi

Nice one shagus, good they are...esp the first...top class lol keep it up

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