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Viagra jokes

TheWolf · 2001-07-01 23:38:00

New Softdrink Have you heard there's a new soft drink on the market that contains Viagra? .. Mount N' Do Sunburn A doctor is making his rounds in the hospital when he comes upon a guy with the worst case on sunburn he has ever seen. The poor guy is burnt raw from head to toe and is in agony. He says to the doctor "is there…

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02-07-2001 12:38am

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TheWolf

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New Softdrink

Have you heard there's a new soft drink on the market that contains Viagra?
.. Mount N' Do

Sunburn

A doctor is making his rounds in the hospital when he comes upon a guy with the worst case on sunburn he has ever seen. The poor guy is burnt raw from head to toe and is in agony. He says to the doctor "is there anything you can give me to ease this terrible pain?" So the doctor says "yes, I'll prescribe you some Viagra".
"Viagra" says the poor guy, " how will that help my sunburn?".
"It won't help your sunburn much" says the doctor, "but at least it'll keep the sheets off it!"

"Only two things are infinite,
the universe and stupidity, and
I'm not sure about the former."

Albert Einstein

"Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level, where they have all the experience"

TheWolf

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