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  • 03-07-2001 6:51pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    One day a boy asks his dad, "What's the difference between a pússy and a cúnt?"
    Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me."
    He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where she was sleeping nude. "Son," he whispered, "see that brown soft furry patch? That is a pússy."
    The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?"
    "No!" replied his father. "That might wake the cúnt up."



    "Only two things are infinite,
    the universe and stupidity, and
    I'm not sure about the former."

    Albert Einstein

    "Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level, where they have all the experience"

    TheWolf


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