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Another little Johnny joke

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  • 01-07-2001 10:59pm
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    Lucy_la_morte
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    It's funny imagining a cat shouting that.. Dunno where any other humour comes from though.
    It's just a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.

    Lucy la morte.


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    TheWolf
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    Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this. Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.
    "Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
    "Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah.The neighbors' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went "ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "FÚCK OFF!", the dog ate him!"
    "Only two things are infinite,
    the universe and stupidity, and
    I'm not sure about the former."

    Albert Einstein

    "Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level, where they have all the experience"

    TheWolf


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    Shagus
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    silly silly ppl .. the ffffffff wasnt comming out of its mouth *snicker*


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    Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
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    very nice shagus.. tongue.gif


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