Maritial Bliss

TheWolf

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?", she whisperes as she steps into the room,
"Why are you down here at this time of night?". The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued..
"Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have fúckin gotten out today..."

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"Only two things are infinite,
the universe and stupidity, and
I'm not sure about the former."

Albert Einstein

"Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level, where they have all the experience"

TheWolf

BlitzKrieg

Why does no one give u **** loads of karma for these things wolf they r grrrrrreat!!


A smiley for each laugh

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People of the Boards

I have a cunning plan

and before u ask how cunning

just trust me its cunning

oooo thats cunning

TheWolf

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BlitzKrieg:
Why does no one give u **** loads of karma for these things wolf they r grrrrrreat!!
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That is a good question.... *looks in Kharns direction*

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"Only two things are infinite,
the universe and stupidity, and
I'm not sure about the former."

Albert Einstein

"Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level, where they have all the experience"

TheWolf

Bomberman

Wolf u deserve more credit then u get ! tnx 4 all the laughs u have givin me!

Lucifer

another good 1 wolf. keep em comin

Shiminay

erm, look at your Karma mate...

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All the best!
Dav
@B^)
So Bob Hoskins was about to roll a spliff when in walks Dana with her 3 foot Bong
[honey i] violated [the kids]
When the Beefy King arrives, I shall be paying homage with Puunack The Receiver in a haze of green curry.

TheWolf

wow cool! Actually, noticed that a day or two ago, and thought it was to do with a post I did on humanities. Is there anyway I can check who gave me what Karma?

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"Only two things are infinite,
the universe and stupidity, and
I'm not sure about the former."

Albert Einstein

"Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level, where they have all the experience"

TheWolf

Shiminay

Go to your profile and view the Karma History.

You'll find it was me for the very reasons outlined above

Played mate.

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All the best!
Dav
@B^)
So Bob Hoskins was about to roll a spliff when in walks Dana with her 3 foot Bong
[honey i] violated [the kids]
When the Beefy King arrives, I shall be paying homage with Puunack The Receiver in a haze of green curry.