Mating Ritual of Bulls

TheWolf · 02-07-2001 3:26pm #1

A man takes his wife to the live stock show. They start heading down
the vally that houses all the bulls.

The sign on the first bulls stall states: "This bull mated 50 times
last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in
a year, isn't that nice!"

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65
times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one
mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn
from this one!"

They proceed to the last bull and his sign says: "This bull mated 365
times last year." The wifes mouth drops open and says, "WOW He mated 365
times last year, that is ONCE A DAY! You could really learn from this
one."

The fed up man turns to his wife and says "Go up and inquire if he had
to shag the same cow every day!"

"Only two things are infinite,
the universe and stupidity, and
I'm not sure about the former."

Albert Einstein

"Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level, where they have all the experience"

TheWolf

smoke.me.a.kipper · 03-07-2001 3:38pm

hahaha. pld!

Shiminay · 03-07-2001 4:10pm

Congrats SMAK - that was post 7000 on this board

All the best!
Dav
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