Wise Words

Hunter-FLUID

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TheWolf:

5. No one is listening until you fart.

10. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
missing a couple of car payments.

11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.

12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

14. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

19. Good judgment comes from bad
experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.

24. There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.

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Classic's.........

LOL

Ri-ra

Not bad.

TheWolf

(Sorry, got this in an email and cant be arsed editing it...)

> 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do
not walk ahead of me,
> for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me alone.
> > 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
broken fan belt and a
> > leaky tire.
> > 3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're
going to steal your
> > neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
> > 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be
replaced, you can't be
> > promoted.
> > 5. No one is listening until you fart.
> > 6. Always remember you're unique. Just like
everyone else.
> > 7. Never test the depth of the water with both
feet.
> > 8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is
simply to serve as a bad
> > example.
> > 9. It is far more impressive when others discover
your good qualities
> > without your help.
> > 10. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
missing a couple of
> car payments.
> > 11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk
a mile in their
shoes.
> > That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile
way and you have their
> > shoes.
> > 12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is
not for you.
> > 13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish
> and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
> > 14. If you lend someone $20 and never see that
person again, it was
> > probably worth it.
> > 15. Don't squat with your spurs on.
> > 16. If you tell the truth, you don't have to
remember anything.
> > 17. Some days you are the bug, some days you are
the windshield.
> > 18. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first
time.
> > 19. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and
a lot of that comes
> from bad judgment.
> > 20. The quickest way to double your money is to
fold it in half and put
> it in your pocket.
> > 21. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome
of a rain dance.
> > 22. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
> > 23. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
side & a dark side, and
> it holds the universe together.
> > 24. There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.
> > 25. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much
when your mouth is
> > moving.
> > 26. Experience is something you don't get until
just after you need it.
> > 27. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
> > 28. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then
things get worse.

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"Only two things are infinite,
the universe and stupidity, and
I'm not sure about the former."

Albert Einstein

"Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level, where they have all the experience"

TheWolf