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  • 06-07-2001 1:44pm
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    Lucutus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭


    A Human Resources Director went to heaven where she was met at the
    Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
    "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human
    Resources Director make it this far and we're not really sure what to do
    with you."
    "No problem, just let me in," said the woman.
    "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is
    let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose
    whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
    "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven",
    said the woman.
    "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in
    an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.
    The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting
    green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and
    standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she
    had
    worked with and they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for
    her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old
    times.
    They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country
    club here she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the
    Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a
    great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that
    before she knew it; it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and
    waved
    good-bye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and
    opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her.
    "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next
    24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She
    had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St Peter
    came
    and got her.
    "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now
    you must choose your eternity," he said.
    The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought
    I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I
    had a better time in Hell."
    So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went
    down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened
    she found herself
    standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw
    her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and
    putting
    it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't
    understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a
    golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had
    a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends
    look miserable."
    The Devil looked at her and smiled .....
    "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're staff..."


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