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Persian Rug

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  • 06-07-2001 11:50pm
    #1
    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she accidentally breaks wind. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident. As she turns there standing next to her is a salesman.
    “Good day M’am, how may we help you today?”
    Very uncomfortable she asks, “Sir how much does this rug cost?”
    He answers, “Lady if you farted just touching it, you’re gonna **** your pants when you hear the price!”



    "Only two things are infinite,
    the universe and stupidity, and
    I'm not sure about the former."

    Albert Einstein

    "Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level, where they have all the experience"

    TheWolf


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