Lone Ranger

TheWolf

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep.
Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
"Tonto, look up and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks:
"Tonto, you dumb-ass, it means someone has stolen our tent."

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yeah, i'm the ****ing energizer bunny...

Puck

LOL That's a great one! I think I heard it befor but it's still funny!

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John (yes THE John!)
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."

Oh yeah

Hehehe, very nice for those of us dull enough to not see it coming.


Keep poking the guinea pigs my good man.

Bomberman

Hahahahaha, kepp them comin

Lump

Good One


John