Ventriloquism

C B

An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have little fun.

Ventriloquist: "G'Day mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep's a f*cking liar!"

TheWolf

ROFLMAO, ****in clas CB! have to remember that one. Well done!

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yeah, i'm the ****ing energizer bunny...

red_ice

lol, not bad at all

Its a bit like the welsh farmer counting his sheep

1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6 7... 8...
You know... he winks at the sheep he wubs

pld good taste.

Red.

entropi

nice one there, good luck !!!!

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"that island has freedom written all over it, sir, that's cuba"

[This message has been edited by Death Sentence (edited 11-07-2001).]

GreenHell

lol very good

TheWolf

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by red_ice:
lol, not bad at all

Its a bit like the welsh farmer counting his sheep

1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6 7... 8...
You know... he winks at the sheep he wubs

pld good taste.

Red.</font>

or...

5...6...7...Hello Darling...9...10...

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yeah, i'm the ****ing energizer bunny...

black_wizardd

Classic stuff, fuppin hilarious

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But oh, no tears please, fear and pain may acompany death, but it is desire that sheperds its certainty, as we shall see...

smoke.me.a.kipper

hehehe. see it b4, but always raises a smile! pld.

red_ice

ahh well wolfeh you get the point

My 1 is better muahhaah

Red.

Kolodny

Hilarious. Excellent stuff!

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Pika!

Peace out.