The things they put on labels...

black_wizardd

In case you needed proof that the Human Race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions from various international consumer products??? ..................

On a blanket from Taiwan:
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

On the bottle top of a British flavoured milk drink:
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

On a New Zealand insect spray:
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

In an American guide to setting up a new computer:
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM
TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instructions are INSIDE the box.)

On a packet of American Sunmaid raisins:
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

On an American Sears hairdryer:
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

In a bag of American Fritos brand Corn Chips:
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter's special!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights:
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a Japanese food processor:
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
(Now I am curious!)

On British Sainsbury's peanuts:
WARNING CONTAINS NUTS.
(Really?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
INSTRUCTIONS OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
(I'm glad they cleared that up.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
(What kind of consumer phone?call led to this warning?)

On a Canadian child's Superman costume:
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
(That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

On some British frozen dinners:
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

On a British Boot's "Children's" Cough Medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

On a British Nytol Sleep Aid Tablets label:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
(Duh!)

On British Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Are you sure?)

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by black_wizardd:
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On a packet of American Sunmaid raisins:
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights:
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)


On British Sainsbury's peanuts:
WARNING CONTAINS NUTS.
(Really?)


On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

On a British Nytol Sleep Aid Tablets label:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
(Duh!)
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LOL Those were the ones that killed me...
You know thats more or less how i picked my sigge brand..
On Malb. lights. It says "smokeing when pregnant may cause harm to your baby"....

Well gorsh darn there go my chances of having a baby...
Thats my brand, no cancer or any thing

lol

Good post +10000000000000000 karma headed your way

Red.

Xterminator

Excellent stuff BW .. particularly the raisins one and the korean knife!

Oh yeah

'eyy, tha's goooood stuff..

Made me laugh

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