Wedding Bell blues...

TheWolf

A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going,
everyone got upset and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row
and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the crap out of
each other. The Police get called in to break up the fight. The following
week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in
the court room until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of his
gavel, shouting "Silence in Court."

The court room goes silent and Shawn (the best man) stands up and says,
"Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what
happened." The Judge agrees and asks Shawn to take the stand. Shawn begins
his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan
wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride.

The judge says "OK."

"Well", said Shawn, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept
going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music
kept going, and I was dancing to the third song.. when all of a sudden the
groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful
kick in her crotch!"

The Judge instantly responded... "Goodness.. that must of hurt!"

Shawn replies, "HURT!.. He broke three of me darn fingers!!"

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great stuff Wolf!!

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