Women of all types

Shagus

A woman is lying in the road after being run over. The driver
of the car that knocked her down comes to her aid. "Are you
all right?" he asks.

"You're just a blur," she says, "So my sight is clearly
affected."

Concerned, the driver leans over the woman in order to test
her eyesight. "How many fingers have I got up?" he asks her.

"Oh ****!" she replies, "I must be paralyzed from the waist
down as well."

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There were these two ovaries and they were cleaning their house
when they heard a knock at the door.

"I'll get the door," says the first Ovary. She Looks out the
Peep hole and asks, "Did you order furniture?"

No, why?" asks the other Ovary.

"Because there are two nuts out there trying to shove in an
organ!"

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Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her
and dragged her into the bushes. "Help me! Help me!" she
screamed. "I'm being robbed!"

"You ain't being robbed, slut!" her attacker interrupted.
"You're being screwed!"

The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans.
"If you're screwing me with that," she fumed, "I am being
robbed."

fisty

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