Whos your Daddy...

TheWolf · 20-07-2001 3:22pm #1

>*A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby
>*delivered. Upon
>*their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
>*transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER.
>*He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both
>*very much in
>*favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters,
>*explaining that even 10% were probably more pain than the
>*father had ever
>*experienced before. But as the labor progressed the husband
>*felt fine and
>*asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
>*The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The
>*husband was
>*still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood
>*pressure and was
>*amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to
>*try for 50%.
>*The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was
>*obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the
>*doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
>*The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
>*husband were ecstatic.
>*When they got home, the postman was dead on the porch.

"Some would say the refridgerator is half full, some would say half empty, I simply say WHO ATE MY PIZZA!!!"