medicine is so cruel

adnans

Students at the UH Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the professor started the class by telling them:

"In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is necessary that you not be
disgusted."

The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the áss of the dead body, withdrew it and sucked it.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the áss of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them:

"The second important quality is observation. I sunk the middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention people!!!"


haha, take it you medical students.

adnans

smoke.me.a.kipper

great stuff.

Victor

At the start of second year, students in UCC were receiving their first lecture involving the dissection of a real dead human body. They are all seated around the surgery table with the body. The lecturer and his assistants proceed with the dissection.

After about ten minutes, a number of the students are quite fazed, some look pale and ill. Eventually, one of them, looking quite upset, raised his hand.

Lecturer: "Yes, do you have a question?"

Student: "Eh, yeah," he cringed, "is this First Law?"

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Kill, kill, kill the laser mice.

Lump

LOL, Love the first one, the second is alright.


John

D-Generate

I heard the first one before and supposedly the true story is that they had to get their own urine samples and taste it to detect the amount of suger in it