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Cats and Dogs

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  • 24-07-2001 4:22pm
    #1
    Discoballpaul
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭


    What is a CAT?
    > > > 1. Cats do what they want
    > > > 2. They rarely listen to you
    > > > 3. They're totally unpredictable
    > > > 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone
    > > > 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play
    > > > 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim
    > > > 7. They're moody
    > > > 8. They leave hair everywhere
    > > > CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats
    > > >
    > > > What is a DOG?
    > > > 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
    >furniture in the house
    > > > 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but
    >don't hear you when you're in the same room
    > > > 3. They can look dumb and loveable all at the same time
    > > > 4. They growl when they are not happy
    > > > 5. When you want to play, they want to play
    > > > 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play
    > > > 7. They leave their toys everywhere
    > > > 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give
    >you a kiss!
    > > > 9. They go right to your crotch as soon as they meet you
    > > > CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats
    > > >



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