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Its true! I swear! (as if)

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  • 26-07-2001 12:51am
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    Shagus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭


    Paul goes to a diner and orders the special - cold chili.
    "Sorry," the waitress says. "The man next to you got the last
    bowl." "I'll just have a coffee, then," Paul replies.

    After a while he sees that the guy is done and that his chili
    bowl is still full. Paul asks, "Are you going to eat that?"
    "No," the man replies. "You can have it if you want."

    Paul takes the bowl and starts eating. When he's about halfway
    done, he finds a dead mouse in the chili and pukes into the
    bowl. The other man says sympathetically, "Yup, that's about
    as far as I got, too."


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    QUALITY!!!
    All the best!
    Dav
    @B^)
    So Bob Hoskins was about to roll a spliff when in walks Dana with her 3 foot Bong
    [honey i] violated [the kids]
    When the Beefy King arrives, I shall be paying homage with Puunack The Receiver in a haze of green curry.


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