People who we believe are secretly gay

carpocrates

Let's let the cat out of the bag here:...


Bert (from Bert & Ernie)

Starscream

The commissioner from Inspector Gadget

Banana man

... any more?

galactus

Take that back! Ernie and Bert are not gay, they just share the same bed.


Big Bird is the queer* in the neighbourhood.


(Not that there's anything wrong with being a 10' tall talking yellow gay bird though)

RobertFoster

carpocrates.

shane0312

Well I'd have to go for...

Barney

and

Ciaran Coughlan (private joke)

garred

KIT in knight rider, what's with that camp voice.

sinjin_smythe

that speckled red and yellow thing with a red mohawk in "super ted " anyone remember that really really gay voice

madrab

big gay al
and dale winton


or am i missing the point?

:-)

hawkmoon269

R2D2 and CP30 (the robots from Star Wars)

Noddy and Big Ears

I could mention examples from real life, but laws of libel, etc

Oh what the hell - Robbie Williams

Guy:Incognito

I think George Nichael is just going through a phase of "experimentation.

hawkmoon269

Stekelly wrote:

I think George Nichael is just going through a phase of "experimentation.

Maybe there should be a thread for people we think are just pretending to be gay.

Sleepy

Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, Jodie Foster (or has she come out yet?)

fragile

All of the teletubbies

madrab

hitler

DEmeant0r

smithers

The Muppet

There is some speculation that Graham Norton may be Gay but don't quote me on that..

is_that_so

fragile wrote:

All of the teletubbies

Just the purple one with the handbag

Mercury_Tilt

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Chad ghostal

-kevin spacey

i dont see this thread lasting long..Hmm. .

samo

shane0312 wrote:

Well I'd have to go for...

Barney

and

Ciaran Coughlan (private joke)

thought you might be referring to a person I was empoyed by there for a moment.....think not though!

Barney's not Gay...

* posted something had problems deleting * reason for strange posting so decied to edit instead!

fragile

Flanders

Jim

weedhead wrote:

that speckled red and yellow thing with a red mohawk in "super ted " anyone remember that really really gay voice

Spotty iirc.

monkeyfudge

hawkmoon269 wrote:

R2D2 and CP30 (the robots from Star Wars)

As opposed to the R2D2 and C3P0 in Brides-head Revisited....

Oh... and apparently one of the special features that Scientology claims to offer is a cure for homosexuality... you can draw your own conclusions from that...

ixoy

monkeyfudge wrote:

Oh... and apparently one of the special features that Scientology claims to offer is a cure for homosexuality... you can draw your own conclusions from that...

*nods* It "cures" many character flaws - isn't it wonderful? (Although Hubbard is a right smart bollocks for conning so many people out of their milions). Bringing it back a little to movies, John Travolta, when working on "BASIC" (I think) had to have a new Gucci shirt each day of filming because his Scientology background prohibited him from wearing anything dryed chemically (or synethically) which the wardrobe department would have done normally in order to have it ready on time...

monkeyfudge

ixoy wrote:

*nods* It "cures" many character flaws - isn't it wonderful? (Although Hubbard is a right smart bollocks for conning so many people out of their milions). Bringing it back a little to movies, John Travolta, when working on "BASIC" (I think) had to have a new Gucci shirt each day of filming because his Scientology background prohibited him from wearing anything dryed chemically (or synethically) which the wardrobe department would have done normally in order to have it ready on time...

The trouble with scientology is that it is still based in 1950's pop psychology. It's never moved on with the times.

Also I believe they tape record all their sessions... so it is probably difficult for certain movie stars to leave.

Talliesin

shane0312 wrote:

Barney

Not gay. Only a het would mix purple and green that way.

Fysh

monkeyfudge wrote:

The trouble with scientology is that it is still based in 1950's pop psychology. It's never moved on with the times.

Also I believe they tape record all their sessions... so it is probably difficult for certain movie stars to leave.

Aren't we talking about the "religion" that believes that psychological defects are due to the presence of some sort of alien in the psyche, and that only constantly going over relevant memories until one is inured to them (or, as is more likely, has a total breakdown) will vanquish the alien? Between that and the thousands-of-years-old Prince Xanu, I have to credit Hubbard with at least making religious beliefs entertaining. Deranged, maybe, but funny to read.

Back onto gay characters - that bravestar chappie from the cartoon. There was something a bit weird about him, just wandering the desert turning into animals and having his horse as his only companion...."companion" being the relevant word methinks.

Pigman II

Robbie Williams

Simon Cowell

That guy who got married to Jessica Simpson. Nick something?

Retr0gamer

McGuyver

A.S.H.

Fysh wrote:

that bravestar chappie from the cartoon. There was something a bit weird about him, just wandering the desert turning into animals and having his horse as his only companion...."companion" being the relevant word methinks.

Well that doesn't mean that he was gay, it could be a beastiality thing

oh and either Patty or Selma I think

ixoy

I'm surprised noone mentioned He-Man - it was even the central point of the He-Man segment on the Top 100 cartoons (He-Man was accompanied by the Village People's YMCA song).

Pigman II

He-man was NOT gay ok?

Only a really twisted individual could think that a bunch of characters with names such as ...

Fisto
Trapjaw
RamMan
Stinkor
Whiplash
Mantenna
Beastman
Rokkon
TungLashor
Dragstor
Tytus
RioBlast
Extendar

... could have some sort of homosexual undercurrent.

A.S.H.

ixoy wrote:

I'm surprised noone mentioned He-Man - it was even the central point of the He-Man segment on the Top 100 cartoons

Yes but the thread is about people who are secretly gay as opposed to the quite proud prince Adam and chums

jor el

Retr0gamer wrote:

McGuyver

You take that back you! :mad: :mad: :mad: <shakes fist>

Fred from Scooby Doo. Oh and Scrappy Doo too.

sixpack's little hat

The Hoff tbh

Pigman II

Kylie Minogue

Amy (the A-Team)

Higgins (Magnum PI)

Cliff Claven (Cheers)

Devon Miles (Knight Rider)

Gloria (MASK)

galactus

Talliesin wrote:

Not gay. Only a het would mix purple and green that way.

I agree with the puny human.

segadreamcast

Donald Duck!

C'mon - somebody must've seen Robin Williams at the Oscar's?!? He was so right...!

BolBill

Fred Elliot from Corrie, defo !!!!! , I say defo !!!!!

Pigman II

I think old Foghorn Leghorn there is out of the closet anyway isn't he? The guy who played him was certainly as gay as xmas when he was in Clockwork Orange.