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Celebrities to be made pubic property

carpocrates · 2005-02-28 17:22:06

Here's a proposal for the mass collectivistaion of film stars. I want to be able to phone Harrison Ford at 15 minutes notice and have him come round and dance on my kitchen table for coins. I want to have my pizzas delivered by the cast of Meet the Fokkers and I want Will Smith to spit shine my bicycle tires every thursday…

28-02-2005 6:22pm

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carpocrates

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Here's a proposal for the mass collectivistaion of film stars.

I want to be able to phone Harrison Ford at 15 minutes notice and have him come round and dance on my kitchen table for coins.

I want to have my pizzas delivered by the cast of Meet the Fokkers and I want Will Smith to spit shine my bicycle tires every thursday night.

Can anyone think of any other useful celebrites?

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#2 28-02-2005 7:03pm

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I think the only worthwhile aspect of this post is that you want to make celebrities pubic property...

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#3 28-02-2005 7:19pm

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Yeah, i'd consider changing that typo in the title.

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#4 28-02-2005 7:21pm

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I reckon carpocrates wants to get into Harrison Ford's pants.

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#5 28-02-2005 7:29pm

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Fabritzo wrote:

I reckon carpocrates wants to get into Harrison Ford's pants.

Who doesn't?! Let's face it......!

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#6 28-02-2005 8:20pm

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Not me.

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#7 28-02-2005 11:50pm

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just hack paris hilton's phone. all celebrities numbers are in there...

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#8 01-03-2005 12:03am

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So...does this mean all celebrities are pubic lice?

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#9 01-03-2005 3:28pm

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dammit, talk about freudian... maybe i just have to sit down and ask some tough questions...

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