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Barrymore !

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  • 26-07-2001 1:04pm
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    Michael Barrymore goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
    The doctor comes back and says,

    "Michael, I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."

    Michael is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

    The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
    sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,


    10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal,
    and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
    Michael asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?

    "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your **** is for."


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