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Car accident

Qualm · 2001-07-26 12:47:00

A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a really bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly enough, neither one of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are…

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26-07-2001 1:47pm

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A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a really bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly enough, neither one of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. Wow! Just look at our cars.
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days." The man replied, "I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man... The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" the woman replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the police....."

SMART BIATCH OR WHAT?!!

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