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  • 27-07-2001 12:48am
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    dannyd20
    Registered Users Posts: 345 ✭✭


    An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very
    much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually,
    the
    woman never achieves orgasm.

    Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to
    ask the rabbi.

    The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the
    following suggestion:

    "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love,
    have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife
    fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."

    They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome
    young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love.
    But it doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied.

    Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay", says the rabbi,
    "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife
    and
    you wave the towel over them."

    Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into
    bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man
    gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an
    enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm.

    The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him
    triumphantly,....."You see, THAT'S how you wave a towel!"


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