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  • 27-07-2001 12:45am
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    dannyd20
    Registered Users Posts: 345 ✭✭


    Bob Hope was on MTV where he met Dolores O'Riordan, and bragged
    that despite his 97years of age, he could still have sex three times a
    night.
    After the show, Dolores said, "Bob, if I'm not being too
    forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to my place."
    So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards,
    Bob says,"If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and
    we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my balls in your
    left hand and my ***** in your right hand."
    Dolores looked a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."
    He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex.
    Then Bob says, "Dolores, that was wonderful. But if you let me
    sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my balls in
    your left hand, and my ***** in your right hand."
    Dolores is now used to the routine and complies.
    The results are mind blowing.
    Once its all over , and the cigarettes are lit, Dolores asks
    "Bob, tell me does my holding your balls in my left hand and your ***** in my
    right stimulate you while you're sleeping?
    Bob replies...............

    Wait for it...............


    "No, but the last time I slept with a Limerick bird, she stole my wallet


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