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is you a gangsta????

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  • 28-07-2001 12:39am
    #1
    stu_69
    Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭


    IS YOU A GANGSTA?
    Yo, Dr. Poo be in tha house, foo. Cummin atcha like Atilla The Hun, like a bullet from a gun, like a big bad... er... bun?

    Beeeeatch!

    This examination was administered to potential gangstas as their version of the SAT, a version known as 'Da official GAT (Gangsta Aptitude Tess)'. Please answer the following multiple choice questions as fully and accurately as you can:


    MAFF
    1) U juss robbed som jack mofo wit $20 in his wallet. You can buy:
    A. A dime and two 40s
    B. A new pair of Filas
    C. Lakkisha down tha block
    D. Yo mama


    2) It's tha end of da monf agin and da man is on yo jack for da rent. You:
    A. Buss a cap in his ass
    B. Say, "**** man, why y'all up in ma bidness?"
    C. Have anuther kid on welfare
    D. Yo mama

    3) You and ya homies are banging down da block when y'all scam da uther mofos cummin yo way. If ya both jacking ya hydros, and both y'all draw yur gats, which of da following happens:
    A. **** goes down n da hood
    B. Ya check yur colours and let da cop-killers fly
    C. **** man, I do'no maff
    D. Yo mama

    4) You drink haff a 40. How much is left:
    A. Haff
    B. Da uther haff
    C. Zum mo
    D. Bout enuff to jack yo mama

    5) You, beein da **** you are, dress yo self in da morn in which of deese:
    A. Yo Tek 9 wit da Raiders hat
    B. Da AK47 wit yo Filas

    6) Tiz yo 21st birfday. You:
    A. Hook up with Lakkisha down the block and treat her to McDeeDees
    B. Treat yo self to crack, ice cream, and 40s
    C. Gaffle da man
    D. I do'no maff



    JOG-MAFEE
    7) Wher iz da mutherland at:
    A. Afrikka
    B. Mehico
    C. Compton
    D. Souff Centra
    E. Yo mama

    8) What am da capita of California?
    A. Da Hood
    B. Compton
    C. Compton
    D. Yo mama



    ANALAMA-G'S
    9) Tek 9 : Gatt :
    A. Yo mama : Lakkisha
    B. Filas : Nike
    C. Tupac : Barry White
    D. St. Ive's : Colt 45


    10) Malt Liquor : Da Chronic :
    A. Da Man : Da Systum
    B. ReeRun : MC Hammer
    C. Fat Albert : Shaft
    D. Yo mama : Lakkisha



    NOW LOOKIE HERE FOO. I GOTS TO AXE YOU AN EXXAY QUEXTIUN: IN A HUNNED WURDS, MO O LESS, TELL UZ ME: WHO DA MAN?
    So dat we may give uh you yo cowrecked sco, sine yo tag below, aaaaiight:




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