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Bob Hope

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  • 27-07-2001 2:27pm
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    Draco
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    Bob Hope was on MTV where he met Dolores O'Riordan, and bragged that despite his 97 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. After the show, Dolores said, "Bob, if I'm not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to my place." So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Bob

    says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand." Dolores looked a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Bob says, "Dolores, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand." Dolores is now used to the routine and complies. The results are mind blowing. Once its all over , and the cigarettes are lit, Dolores asks "Bob, tell me does my holding your testicles in my left hand and your penis in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?

    Bob replies...............

    "No, but the last time I slept with a Limerick bird, she stole my wallet."


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