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Be proud to be Irish

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  • 30-07-2001 11:38am
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    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    Only in Ireland... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
    Only in Ireland... do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to
    the back of the store to get their Panadols etc while healthy people can
    buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in Ireland.. do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a
    DIET Coke.

    Only in Ireland.. do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the
    counter.

    Only in Ireland.. do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the
    driveway, and store our junk in the garage.

    Only in Ireland... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
    have call waiting so we wont miss a call from someone we didn't want to
    talk to in the first place.

    Only in Ireland.. do we use 'Politics' to describe the process of
    government. "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood
    sucking creatures".

    Only in Ireland.. do we live by the saying "you're never too ****ed if you
    can still find the floor".

    Stand Proud!!


    "A man works hard to keep the wolf from the door. Then his daughter grows up and brings one home..."


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    #2
    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭TheWolf


    And another reason...

    There's a big conference of beer producers in the most beautiful town in the world: Amsterdam, the Netherlands.

    At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on.

    Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

    "Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

    "Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."

    "A man works hard to keep the wolf from the door. Then his daughter grows up and brings one home..."


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