Now the drugs dont work...

TheWolf

Stop Smoking Dope.

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and
appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said,
"You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second
chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out his weekend
and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give
up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday. "

Monday , the two guys were in court; and the judge said to the first
one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, Your Honor, I persuaded
17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful.
What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, Your Honor. I drew two circles like this.....

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... and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs
and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. " And you , how did you do ? "
the judge asked the second guy.

" Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that ?"
" Well, I used a similar approach (he draws two circles)....

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"I said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your ásshole
before prison ...."

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"A man works hard to keep the wolf from the door. Then his daughter grows up and brings one home..."

Lump

Played.

John

Puck

Occasionally when I find something very funny I go from a normal chuckle to sounding very much like a chimpanzee.

TheWolf I just thought you should know that I just laughed like a chimp!

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John (yes THE John!)
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."

Jimi-Spandex

Wan wolf, you make work bearable

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"LOL? I nearly ROFL'd" - Jim Rossingnol, PCG