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Spanish delicacies

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  • 01-08-2001 9:03am
    #1
    stu_69
    Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭


    An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of
    sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
    looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look
    good, the smell was wonderful.

    He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

    The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bulls
    testicles from the bull fight this morning, a delicacy!"

    The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on
    vacation! bring me an order!"

    The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day
    because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
    tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

    The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then that
    evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

    After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called
    to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much
    smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

    The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor. Sometimes the
    bull wins."


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