stevie and tiger

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Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says,
"How's the singing career going?"

Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad...How's the golf?" Woods replies, "Not
too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that
right now."

Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop
playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it
seems to be all right."

Tiger says, "You play golf?"

Stevie says, "Yes, I've been playing for years." Tiger says, "But you're
blind. How can you play golf if you can't see?"

Stevie Wonder replies, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway
and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards
him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green
or farther down the fairway and again play the balls towards his voice."

"But, how do you putt?" asks Tiger.

"Well, says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and
call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his
voice."

Tiger asks, "What's your handicap?" Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch
golfer." Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round
sometime."

Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for
money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."

Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that. When would you like
to play?"

Stevie says, "Pick a night."

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"Oh Sarah, I just heard the news" said Esther. "Your husband drowned and left
you ten million dollars. And he couldn't even read or write."

Sarah smiled, "Yeah, thank God he couldn't swim either."