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OH NO!! Suicidal Blondes on the loose!!

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  • 01-08-2001 1:45pm
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    Shagus
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    A blonde hurries into the hospital emergency room late one
    night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this
    happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by
    shooting off the tip of your finger?"

    "No, silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my
    chest, and I thought 'I just paid $6000 for these breast
    implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest'."

    "So, then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid
    $3000 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in
    the mouth'."

    "So, then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought, 'This is going
    to make a loud noise', so I put my finger in the other ear
    before I pulled the trigger."


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