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lil johnny again

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  • 01-08-2001 4:27pm
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    dannyd20
    Registered Users Posts: 345 ✭✭


    The minister, all fired up because of recent obvious
    problems of infidelity, shouted out, "I want everyone who
    has been heing and sheing to stand up!" Half of his
    congregation stood up.

    He then shouted out, "I want everyone who has been heing
    and heing to stand up!" A couple of men stood up.

    He then shouted out, "I want everyone who has been sheing
    and sheing to stand up!" Several women stood up.

    The minister looked over his congregation and noticed that
    everyone was standing except Little Johnny.

    The minister shouted out, "Brothers and Sisters, look at
    Little Johnny, can he be the only one without sin? Little
    Johnny, stand up.....I guess you are the only one here who
    isn't preoccupied with sex and committing sins. What do you
    have to say!"

    Little Johnny replied, "Reverend, you ain't said nothing
    about meing and meing!"


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