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Who'd rather live life like this?

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  • 03-08-2001 11:47am
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    Qualm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭


    PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE:

    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, go collect all your super, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!


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    #2
    Qualm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Qualm


    Dr. Loon, well spotted, yes it is from Seinfeld, and i cant remember where I managed to find that one.

    [This message has been edited by Qualm (edited 03-08-2001).]


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    flamegrill
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    Too much time on your hands my dear smile.gif


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    TheWolf
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    lol, never thought of it like that m8. Would make more sense an all though. Il give ya 7 out of 10, for givin me something to think about during work...
    "A man works hard to keep the wolf from the door. Then his daughter grows up and brings one home..."


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    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    That's Seinfeld isn't it!! Classic.....much better way to live


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