Doubtful that this is true, but funny none the less

Qualm

Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2, 1999:

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said,
"At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, diamond, or ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably
full stomach.

The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING!


Yeah, ok, no such paper as the dublin times, so obviously not true!


[This message has been edited by Qualm (edited 04-08-2001).]

rymus

undoubtably half of the population of Dublin would be stupid enough to pull that one off. You'd never get that down in Cork! Oooohh no! All our criminals are intelligent enough to open those childproof asprin bottles.

Victor

I have my qualms about that ...

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