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Chain Letter for the Boys

  • 03-03-2005 5:53pm
    #1
    threebeards
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭


    At last!!!
    A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid
    schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.
    Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.


    INSTRUCTIONS:
    Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don't
    forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at
    the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
    * 0.5 Miss Worlds
    * 2.5 Models
    * 463 Wild nymphos
    * 3,234 Good-looking nymphos
    * 20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
    * 40,198 Bi-sexual women
    In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
    and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all,
    your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come
    back to you.

    DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER

    One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of
    his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he
    sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
    expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel
    he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out
    to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).

    While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me
    has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
    exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

    YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL

    This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.

    No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities
    (that only interest women).
    No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises
    like marriage or engagement.

    Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.

    PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum
    cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.

    PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they
    can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon
    undertake.

    Over to you!!


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