Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Irritations in life!!

Options
  • 07-08-2001 2:52pm
    #1
    Qualm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭



    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the fu<k is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their **** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fu<king right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

    5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No tosser, I paid £5 to come to the cinema and stare at the
    floor.

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you question?" Didn't really give me choice there, did you sunshine?

    7. When something is "new and improved"! Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
    improvement, then there must have been something before it.

    8. When people say "life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fu<king does!! What can you do that's longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn0b head?


    Can anybody make it 10?


Comments

  • Options
    #2
    leeroybrown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,563 ✭✭✭leeroybrown


    When you are driving down the road and a passanger says to you "Pull out to pass that tractor!", pointing to a tractor in plain sight in the middle of the road in front of you. You're not going to run into it in the first place, are you!
    "I'd rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotamy"


  • Options
    #3
    Puck
    Registered Users Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭Puck


    People who go for walks in groups together in stupid tracksuits swinging their arms like mad and taking up the whole footpath with their fat arses! A lot of these people then go stuff their faces while talking about Weight Watchers!

    I left town for the Mini Marathon by the way, that would just freak me out too much!

    People who just stop walking and stand in the middle of the street doing nothing!

    Get out of my way! mad.gif

    John (yes THE John!)
    "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."


Advertisement