a few more

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Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the
other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month,
I'm going to lose my ****ing ass." Too late he noticed a beautiful
blonde sitting two stools away.
Immediately, he apologised for his bad language. "That's okay," the
blonde replied, "If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to
lose my ****ing car."

A woman is walking down the street when she sees an advert in the
window which reads, "Good Home Wanted for Clitoris Licking Frog."
This woman can't believe the ad but goes in to ask.
There is a young boy behind the counter. She walks in and asks him,
"I've come about the Clitoris Licking Frog."
The young guy smiles and replies, "Oui, Madame."

This nun walked into a liquor store. She walked up to the cashier and said,
"Could you give me a bottle of whiskey?"
The man replied, "Sister, I can't, I really . . ."
"Please, I need it," the Nun interrupted.
"But Sister, I just..." The Cashier was again interrupted.
"Really, It's all right. It's for medical purposes."
"Medical purposes?" The Cashier asked.
"Yes."
"Oh... Well, I guess so. Here, take it for free, I just couldn't charge any
money." The Cashier handed her a bottle of whiskey. She walked off with the
bottle.
About four hours later, the cashier was locking up. And lo-behold, as he was
walking to his car, there the nun was, on the other side of the street,
weaving and swerving from side to side, singing a song. The cashier called
out to her, "Sister, you told me it was for medical purposes!"
The nun replied, "It is. You see, the Mother Superior is constipated, and when
she sees me like this, she's gonna ****!"