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  • 04-03-2005 10:53am
    #1
    Evil Phil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,468 ✭✭✭


    Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...
    Shop Keeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
    C: oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?
    S: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare
    C: Hamburger Relish?
    S: Cancer scare
    C: Sausage and Mash?
    S: Cancer scare
    C: Cottage Pie?
    S: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.
    C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?
    S: Yup.
    C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.
    S: No bother. €6.50, please.
    C: Thanks


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