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being a Liverpool fan this pains me.....

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  • 10-08-2001 11:16am
    #1
    stu_69
    Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭


    One day a man was walking through a park in Manchester,
    when he saw a young mother pushing her pram.

    As he passed her, this big alsatian dog jumped over a
    hedge, dived into the pram, and grabbed the young
    womans distraught baby.

    The man realised quickly what was happening and
    jumped on top of the dog.

    He wresstled the baby free and then killed the dog.

    He then picked up the baby and gave it back to the mother.

    Another man who was sitting on a park bench nearby, seen
    what had took place, and came over to the man who
    had saved the baby.

    He said, "That was amazing. I work for the local paper
    and Iwould like to do an article on you
    and what has happened."

    The man smiled and replied, "Yes, that'll be sound."

    The reporter started writting,

    "Young Man United fan saves young family."

    The man interuptted him, "I'm not a Man United fan."

    "Oh I'm sorry", replied the reporter, "Man City Fan
    saves young family."

    "I'm not a Man City fan either", replied the man.

    "What do you mean?" said the reporter.

    "I live in Liverpool", said the man.

    "OH", said the reporter, "in that case".

    He started writting again,

    "Scouse bastrrd kills family pet"


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    #2
    entropi
    Registered Users Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Down with scousers biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

    fock the backstards...ha ha ha ha ha
    That island has freedom written all over it" Sir, that's Cuba. [url="HTTP://WWW.thesimpsons.com"]look at that smithers!![/url]


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    #3
    Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe


    lol fucking pools... kill all!

    WAN UTD bring the charity shield home...
    - Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> Man causes all problems. No man, no problems. - Stalin </font>


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