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Worcester sauce cancer scare

  • 04-03-2005 3:54pm
    #1
    magick
    Registered Users Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭


    Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...
    Shop Keeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
    C: oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?
    S: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare
    C: Hamburger Relish?
    S: Cancer scare
    C: Sausage and Mash?
    S: Cancer scare
    C: Cottage Pie?
    S: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.
    C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?
    S: Yup.
    C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me 20 John Player Blue then.
    S: No bother. ¬6.50, please.
    C: Thanks.


Comments

  • #2
    modular
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭modular


    Ha! Yeah, that's pretty good. The best part is when he orders the cigarettes.


  • #3
    robbie1876
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,766 ✭✭✭robbie1876


    Excellent, will be recycled in the pub tonight!

    :D


  • #4
    ctrl-alt-delete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,223 ✭✭✭✭ctrl-alt-delete


    the best part of a joke normally is the punchline alright mate!


  • #5
    shelsfan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭shelsfan


    That's the fourth time that's been posted!


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