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THE MOST OFFENSIVE WORLD RECORDS!!

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  • 11-08-2001 9:18pm
    #1
    Keeks
    Registered Users Posts: 2,199 ✭✭✭


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stu_69:
    MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
    Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
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    Just courious, but how many........nah better not ask wink.gif, I might get banned biggrin.gif



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    stu_69
    Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭stu_69


    MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
    Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

    LONGEST PUBES
    Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.

    MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
    Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

    ZITS
    In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.

    WORST DRINK
    The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

    MOST OFFENSIVE ****TAIL
    This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a ****tail umbrella and is known as a 'C*nt Pump'.

    GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
    Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

    LONGEST TURD
    The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

    MOST PROLONGED FART
    Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.


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    leeroybrown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,563 ✭✭✭leeroybrown


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    and what did the longest turd guy do to manage that.

    [This message has been edited by leeroybrown (edited 12-08-2001).]


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    #4
    Scrap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭Scrap


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stu_69:
    LONGEST PUBES
    Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.     </font>

    does it by any chance happen to give you more info about her, like what part of cape town she's from...its just that...man...i'd LOVE to like HER out! biggrin.gif



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