music jokes

banquo

Q: What's the first thing a musician says at work?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"


Q: How many drummers does it take to roof a house?
A: Depends how thin you slice them.


Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?
A: Write, "pp, expressivo"


Q: Know how to make a million dollars playing jazz?
A: start with two million


Q: Why do bands have bassists?
A: To translate for the drummer


Q: Whats an accordion good for?
A: Learning how to fold a map


Q: How do you know when a drummer is knocking on a door?
A: The knocking gets faster and faster.


Q: What does new age music sound like backwards?
A: new age music


Q: How do you get a guitarist off your doorstep?
A: Pay for the pizza


Q: what do you call two guitarist playing in unison?
A: counterpoint

Squirrel

Q: What do you call a guy who hangs ouy with a band?
A: The drummer

Capt'n Midnight

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine ?

You only have to punch the instructions into the drum machine once.

Thordon

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless

crazy angel

lol thanx guys u made my day brighter! xxx

Karl Hungus

Why did the guitarist put drumsticks on the dashboard of his car?

So he could use the handicapped parking space!