Bull

dannyd20

A man takes his wife to the Tullamore live stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could reeaally learn from this one."
The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if he had to shag the same cow every day."



[This message has been edited by dannyd20 (edited 13-08-2001).]

Scrap

christ, why post such crap jokes ..if i wanted to hear such lame jokes i would read the "Jokes" section on "Some 13yr old girls magizine".

dannyd20

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Scrap:
christ, why post such crap jokes ..if i wanted to hear such lame jokes i would read the "Jokes" section on "Some 13yr old girls magizine". </font>

sorry, post your own then

Shiminay

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Scrap:
christ, why post such crap jokes ..if i wanted to hear such lame jokes i would read the "Jokes" section on "Some 13yr old girls magizine". </font>

Scrap - if you flame a contributor to this board, I'll have no problem lashing out a shot of negative karma.

Kindly cop the fluck on.

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