Push

klong

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in
the pouring down rain is asking for a push. "Not a chance" says the husband
- "It's three o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was it?" asks his wife. "Just a
drunken stranger asking for a push" he answers. "Did you help him?" she
asks. "NO, I didn't - it's three in the morning and raining like hell out!"
"Well you've got a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down on holiday and those two guys helped
us? I think you should help him." The man does as he is told and gets
dressed and goes out into the pouring rain and calls out into the dark.
"Hello-are you still there?"
"Yes," comes the answer.
"Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swings" the drunk replies.

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The Boss

entropi

sorry i have to moan, but i heard that about 3 years ago and it was in fog, and the bloke was around back on the swings.

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Qualm

ooh, touchy death sentence!
I thought it was funny :P