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High School

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  • 14-08-2001 10:51am
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    entropi
    Registered Users Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭


    A teen on his first day of high school comes home after school one day.
    His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face.

    She asks, "Did anything special happen on your first day of school?"

    "Yes, Mom. I had this really hott english teacher, and we...you know, had sex."

    The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father
    when he gets home!"

    Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch.
    Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you
    had sex with your English teacher."

    "That's right, Dad."

    "Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's
    head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been
    asking for."

    "That sounds great, Dad! But can I have a football instead of the bike?
    My ass is killing me."

    That island has freedom written all over it" Sir, that's Cuba. [url="HTTP://WWW.thesimpsons.com"]look at that smithers!![/url]


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