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Bob Hope speaks out....

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  • 14-08-2001 11:08am
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    entropi
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    Bob Hope was on MTV where he met Dolores O'Riordan, and bragged that despite his
    97 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. After the show,
    Dolores said, "Bob, if I'm not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an
    older man. Let's go back to my place." So they go back to her place and have
    great sex.
    Afterwards, Bob says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour,
    and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my tes*icles in
    your left hand and my p*nis in your right hand."
    Dolores looked a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half an hour,
    awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Bob says, "Dolores, that was
    wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet.
    But again, hold my tes*icles in your left hand, and my p*nis in your right
    hand."
    Dolores is now used to the routine and complies.
    The results are mind blowing.
    Once its all over , and the cigarettes are lit, Dolores asks "Bob, tell me does
    my holding your tes*icles in my left hand and your p*nis in my right stimulate
    you while you're sleeping?
    Bob replies "No, but the last time I slept with a Limerick bird, she stole my
    wallet."


    That island has freedom written all over it" Sir, that's Cuba. [url="HTTP://WWW.thesimpsons.com"]look at that smithers!![/url]


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