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Ha Ha, Mr Paisley

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  • 14-08-2001 11:03am
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    entropi
    Registered Users Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭


    Iain Paisley gets accidentally cyrogenically frozen for 50 years. When he wakes
    up, the first question from his big, angry mouth is "What the hell happened?".
    His doctor comes over and says "Good afternoon Mr. Paisley. You have been
    cryogenically frozen for 50 years, and i have good news and bad news for you."
    To which Iain replies "Whats the bad news?"

    "Well," says the doc, "Ireland invaded England 25 years ago, Gerry Adams is
    Prime Minister, and Mary McAleese has been crowned Queen."

    "Good shi*e!" cries Iain. "Whats the GOOD news?"

    "Rangers beat Celtic last night" says his doc, with a smile.

    Iain sits back and smiles. "What was the score?"

    His doc turns to him and says "Three goals and four points to one goal and one
    point".
    That island has freedom written all over it" Sir, that's Cuba. [url="HTTP://WWW.thesimpsons.com"]look at that smithers!![/url]

    [This message has been edited by Death Sentence (edited 14-08-2001).]


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    #2
    Xterminator
    Registered Users Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭Xterminator


    Excellent .. Excellent .. \rubs bony hands\


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